One of my devoted whores…uh, readers challenged me to summarize my sexual history in 100 words. She got the idea from another blogger, who borrowed the idea from a UK version of Glamour Magazine. The idea is to create a summary of your sex life up to this point in exactly 100 words.
So, always loving a good challenge, I thought I’d give it a shot. I’ve had a lot of sexual history to have to condense into that small of a frame, but I think what I’ve written below is a pretty decent representation. I liked the way the source she referred to structured theirs, too, so I’m doing basically the same thing. 1
Pre-11: Things tingle and that feels good. I like boys, but enjoy looking at girls.
11: Orgasms. Oh my fucking god.
14: Blowjobs are fun. Fucking is meh.
15: Girls taste good and they make me feel all giddy inside. My cunt is the center of my universe.
16: I really like it in the butt, too, though.
17: I like boys, but something is missing.
18: Ten girls. So far.
19-20: College is a playground for lesbian exploration.
21: I own sex.
22: I could, no should, get paid for this.
23: I am always in control; my inner submissive wants to come out.
24: Sex with 14 cocks is incredible.
Now that you’ve seen mine, I challenge each of you who blog to do a 100-word summary of your sex life to this point.
Go! 
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love it, but the “source” is me, darlin’. you think i’d challenge you without doing it myself? tsk.
Ha. Well, thanks for the idea and the challenge, my little fuck toy.
Had first orgasm while playing with best friend at 13, came in my pants. Discovered wonders of masturbation and mastered it by 15; I have practiced daily ever since. First pussy at 19, second at 28. Married at 32 for 19 years. Sex was good at first but dwindled to only 2 times a year. Got confused about what sex was all about and why I cared. After divorce at 50, renewed passion for sex. Lots of short term flings, frustrated and horny. Now exploring new avenues believing I have a lot of pleasures left to experience. First escort Tuesday.
Oh, I see this was supposed to go on my blog. Good place for it too. So I guess I’ll post it there too!
Here is mine; just the first 100 that came to mind:
Birth: A future group sex obsessed sex toy reviewer is born……. it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Pre high school: Repression begins; Catholicism can really fuck you up.
Freshman HS: Brief moment of sanity (atheism).
Late HS, early college: Insanity (religion) prevails. Catholic sexual repression really sucks. Did I mention the fucked up?
Second year college : Free of religion. Hallelujah! Sex…. overrated. Latent repression… even vestigial Catholicism sucks
May 2009: Three events converge; awakening triggered.
Present: Multiple orgasms, anal play, sex toys, group sex tumblr, a sex blog and more; a satisfying sex life…… It’s about fucking time!
teens–WTF is going on?
–take it all the way next time
–THROB WOW, understanding and eye opener
–peer pressure, not stacking up
–finally, not great but not virgin
20s–what is wrong? can`t get over my stupidity and fear
–get improvement
–don`t want to get married
30s–life is great
–ready to settle
40s–its just me
–ride to place with 2 women, they fight, I leave and walk back. approached by young woman
–on to phonebook escort
–female drinking buddy used to be escort, wow
–to CL, websites
50–what a perfect year, I love beauty (all ages) and sex
Childhood: exploring is fun. Why should this be bad?
Early teens: Exploring boys and playing “games” to hide the curiosity
15: first circle jerk and cum bath: awesome!/what have I done?
16: first sex with a girl. I like this. Let’s do more!
17-21: Exploring with both sexes. Closeted cocksucker.
21-23: Continued exploration. Very accepting of bi side. Cybersex is interesting. First mfm 3way.
23: Met the girl I am going to marry and she is kinky!
23-30: Monogamously kinky
31-36: ember & Aigean are born. Open Relationship, group sex, sex clubs, kink clubs, producing adult kink educational programs, swinging…
This is really cool. I’m definitely gonna do one, but will post it on my blog, and let you know when it’s up.
Question, and you may have answered it in the past, but I don’t remember the answer. Is 14 when you lost your virginity? That’s the first mention I see of fucking, so I assume it is?
That’s on the young-ish side; were you in high school yet, or still in middle school? Sorry for the random nosy questions! :)
but will post it on my blog, and let you know when it’s up.
Yeah, the intent was for people to post this on their own blogs, but for those who posted here, that’s perfectly fine as well.
Is 14 when you lost your virginity?
Yes, with a guy (my BF at the time). 14 years and 9 months to be exact.
And I was in my last full month in 8th grade. 
Childhood: Fun to play with it.
Puberty: Wow, that got a lot bigger.
15: Sex is just as awesome as Penthouse said. And she even said I had a big one! And she wasn’t a virgin, and 17, so that helped make it a lot of fun.
16-21: Fucking around. Not too many, not too few partners. One 3some–fun, but not as fun as every guy fantasizes.
22-32: Mostly monogamous, married, only 2 flings right before marriage.
33-now: Found 2 providers for variety as sex with wife drops off to once/month at the most. Fun times, over the guilt.
“23: I am always in control; my inner submissive wants to come out.” That’s always a fun realization.
Indeed. I’m trying to put myself in more positions to explore that when I can.
I love this! And I have a random question too. Your blog seems to cover an assortment of topics, but one I’m actually very curious about is squirting. Can you squirt? What do you think about it? Etc.
I can’t, no. Or at least I haven’t been able to up to this point (and god knows I’ve tried). I have been with women who do to one extent or another, though, and find it quite erotic, especially if it is something they don’t normally do.
I haven’t really covered it because I can’t speak to it from first-hand knowledge, really. I’d just be reciting other peoples’ information.
Is 100 words enough? LOL
Happy Turkey Day, Princess-have fun and be safe! ;o)
I got it done in under 1000 words, even keeping it as simple as possible. I was really shocked at the result.
Thanks for posting this challenge, Alexa, it was therapeutic for those of us with problems. Such simple things I never knew.
Before 21 I can’t relate. From 22 onwards I can’t relate…but I know exactly where you’re coming from with “I own sex” at 21 years!
;p
I don’t know if I’d be brave enough to do it… Did anyone else experience orgasms frequently and easily as a child? I’m talking pre 10 years old?
I remember masturbating frequently as far back as 5-6 years old.
Kindergarten – sent home after telling many sex jokes.
11 – discover brothers hidden porn magazine, first play with self and with brother.
12 – oral play begins. Cousin joins in
15 – puberty begins (bout fuckin’ time!) cum is messy business; lesson learned.
16 – cut off all play with brother and cousin.
21 – first time tasting kitty pie, sweetest juice to ever hit my tongue! Virginity gone!
21 – 26(present) – strong loving (not always adventurous) sex life shared with my one and only partner.
Not the greatest or most glamorous history i know, but i was affected by the early events in my life and was very withdrawan and socially awkward for a long time.
But wouldn’t trade a day of any of it because i feel special to have my fiance be the only woman i’ve ever given my deepest intimacies to.
Love this…..Will use it as a topic for my blog and will post follow-up here when I finish.
In the meantime, know that while I’ve been away recently and haven’t posted, it doesn’t mean I love this blog any less (it is my favorite) and do still hope to meet one day soon.
God how I’d love to be a participant in your next gang bang.
Read mine here:
http://ronald10021.blogspot.com/2009/12/sexual-history-in-100-words.html
birth- moms postpardum depressed off to granmas
10- cerebral palsys a bitCh
15 catholic sChools a bitch
17 first boner YAY hands wont work BOOOO
19 discover pillowfucking OH MY GODDDDDD, .feel guilty/
22 meet priest ludwig online am, i gay?
25 im bi
26 meet dorothy online ; paralyzed 8 years earlier; was stripper before ACcident. 38d chest
27 made dorothy cum during cybersex; im proud
29 dorothy marries brit. Im crushed
37 shopping for escorts still a virgin sigh
4-6
-love to rub against the sofa,
-discovered soft porn on cable tv when parents aren’t around.
-discovered nanny’s has kama sutra laying around and am turned on
7
- parents become religious
- Liked playing house, kissing girls,met a hemaphrodite kid in kindergarden.
10 cant stop masterbating
13 stole porn mags and sex books
15-17 loves anal and giving BJ
18 loses virginity guy in back seat
19 -24 stuck in LTR
25 sex goddess on a ramapage
27 considering Escorting
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