A few weeks ago, I proposed a series of scenarios where I asked the female readers how they’d react to being introduced to a variety of different groups as their date’s “whore.” The reactions were generally about what I expected, statistically speaking. Today I have a corollary exercise for you.
You’ve gone out to a club and hooked up with a guy, and taken him back to your apartment (Even if you’re not one for one-night stands by nature, pretend the chemistry was too much to prevent you from taking this man home tonight). You spend several hours fucking in every conceivable position, having incredible sex (however you define that). The two of you doze off.
When you awake the next morning, you find a note thanking you for the hot fuck, and three crisp $100 bills lying on the bedside table.
How do you react? Do you presume he thinks you were a pro, or develop some other explanation for the money being there? Does it bother you? Does it arouse you?
What if, after you were done fucking, as he got dressed to leave, he pulled the $300 out of his wallet and handed it to you, thanking you for your time? What would you say to him? Would you refuse the money? Or pretend you were indeed a pro? Would you give it back to him and explain to him that you’re not a whore (and maybe slap the shit out of him)?
In either case, how would you you feel, that someone thought you were so good that you must have been a pro? What would you tell people a year from now if they asked if you’d ever been paid for sex?
Again, as with the original post, you don’t have to comment or answer in any way – it is more food for your own personal thought than anything else. If you do choose to post, you can do so anonymously if you wish.
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Well, if he pulled out $300 for an overnight…well, I would ask for the rest of the money
If it happened in my personal life…I would laugh and go shopping!
Well, if he pulled out $300 for an overnight…well, I would ask for the rest of the money
I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me that I should clarify that the pros needed to think on a personal level here.
I know you aiming this at women, but if it is ok for guys to comment. I have had fantasies of being a boy-whore. There I something about completely going against the sexual supply and demand curve. The idea of being a male and get paid for sex…that is simply unreal.
If this happen I would definitely grab the money and after looking at the sky for several hours in order to ensure it is still blue and the law of physics haven’t changed, put the money towards paying off student loans…who I’m trying to fool I’d likely blow it on sex toys. I’d also probably buy a few…uh…entrepreneurial texts, just out of curiosity.
Although, $300 for an overnight isn’t that rather low, even for a boy-whore?
after looking at the sky for several hours in order to ensure it is still blue and the law of physics haven’t changed
Although, $300 for an overnight isn’t that rather low, even for a boy-whore?
It is for a pro, yes. That was intentional so people wouldn’t see a figure of $2K and have that skew the thought process.
$2K ?! Are you serious? I’m in the wrong business.
You should have lived in Hawaii/Los Angelos in the 1980’s. The biggest money to be made back then was male whore. It was like shaking a money tree. There was always some tourist looking for a boytoy.
If i just woke up and found it there. I’d spend and dismiss it without a second thought, thinking of it more as a gift than as payment for services. If it was handed to me after sex I’d more than likely laugh at him assuming it was a joke. Depending on his attitude I would most likely not be upset at all if he thought he needed to pay. Either way, I’d take the money. I want a Kindle. lol
thinking of it more as a gift than as payment for services.
We refer to that as a semantic difference.
Either way, I’d take the money. I want a Kindle. lol
I see you have your priorities in order!
A good book is always my top priority, immediately following sex.
If I woke up and found it on the night table, I’d probably wonder what I did to send off the signal that I was a pro, but I would be happy to have the money, for sure! No complaints on my part!
If he tried to hand it to me right there, I would tell him that I wasn’t a pro. If he *insisted* on paying me still, I’d probably take it. My reasoning for even telling him that I didn’t charge for sex would be because I wouldn’t want him to spend the money unnecessarily. But if he insisted on giving it, it wouldn’t take much for me to shrug, take it, and say, “Cool. Thanks!”
I’d take the money–ironically, Mama needs a new mattress!
I once had an Army buddy whose favorite pick-up line was “Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?” He actually got laid with this line. What’s the difference between having him spend $300 on a very nice date or just giving you the money?
Re: pickup lines – I’ve had more success with “If you’re nice to me I might let you buy me a drink.”
Once you crack the code girls are so easy. ;)
I have such low self-esteem that I don’t see this EVER happening. But, let’s just say it did – I’ve never slept with someone unless I was attracted to them, so I guess I’d worry if I saw $300 on the nightstand that they weren’t attracted to me and were just using me to get off.
I’d be pretty happy that he thought that I was that good, but probably offended that he didn’t think I was just having sex with him ‘cos I wanted to and that I gave off the vibe of being a call girl and not a nymphomaniac ;)
If he’d left the money I wouldn’t complain, a student can’t sniff at $300 but I wouldn’t take it if he tried to give it to me in person.
Thank you very much and hope he left his number so we can do an encore?
I’d run right to the jeweler and buy an onxy pinkie ring!
I would think; What a lovely man. So many mature men think that money makes women happy – and it does. So they give and not out of insult.
Why is that I would think of it differently a guy giving me the money in person as apposed to him just leaving it for me? If its a one night stand I’d probably just take it either way although I know the price is low for an all nighter but I could go out and buy some new shoes guilt free!
If the guy handed you the cash as opposed to leaving it for you, I guess the difference is that your reaction will impact on the impression you make on the guy, but if its a one nighter then what is the issue? you are not marrying him, if he isn’t around to see your reaction then why not take the money his opinion of you is already made.
hmmm all I can think about is that you had some good sex & you got a shopping trip out of it or what ever the hell you might want to buy for $300?
First, I’d be surprised.
Second, I’d take the money.
Third, I’d see if he wanted to do this again sometime.
I’m a pro so I would just be highly upset at the $300 but….I think I’m in love with your blog hun. muah!
I’d think it was awesome! I got laid by somebody I *chose* to go home with (as opposed to having to take pot luck and accept clients) and I made a bit of money!
I’d go buy a new dress or something but would not entertain the idea that I could be a professional because it’s just not me.
I’ve been wasting a shitload of time on Facebook and discovered the Sexy City game. You get asked on dates and each of the guys gives you a gift or money. I’ve chosen the character resembling Samantha, a bit of a ho in her own right, but did any of those girls really get paid for a date?
in the morning: i’d laugh, take the money and yet be offended he paid me so little considering that i’ve been told i could get $250/hour easy if i decided to sell it.
at the time: i’d drop my jaw… shake my head and say honey, this one may be $300 but if you want it again i’m a hell of a lot more expensive than that.