Alexa’s Update # 13

We’re always told that perfume can have erotic effects on others, but why don’t we use our own, more effective perfume? In reality, we all get turned on by the smell of pussy, cock and sweat.
— Charlotte Roche, from Wetlands

Well, let’s see what’s going on this week.

One of the not-so-good things about having family dispersed all over the country side is trying to figure out who we’re going to go see on which holidays.  We try to spread the love around, but there’s only two of us and only so much time.  In many cases folks will try to go to a central location so the families can be together, and I think that’s what is going to happen this year with Nikki and me regarding Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I was planning on just going back home (Fort Lauderdale) for Thanksgiving, and then it changed to us both going to see my parents in Delaware.  Now it looks like we’ll be traveling to Tennessee to see her family and mine, with my parents traveling down to Memphis where we’ll meet some of my family.  We’ll fly into Nashville, stay with Nik’s family for a couple of days, drive down to Memphis to see my family, and then drive back to Nashville to fly out again.  Whew.

Of course, it may change again in a week or two. 

I had a four-hour dinner date appointment with a client this week that involved water sports (pee play) during the sex.  I sprang it on him (no pun intended, of course) and caught him completely by surprise; pleasantly so as luck would have it.  He had four orgasms within the space of about 30 minutes.  I am in the process of writing this one up because I think the way I handled it was pretty hot, if I do say so myself.  [EDIT:  You can read about this now HERE]

I’ll be traveling with a client to Las Vegas on November 8th and 9th – it had originally been scheduled for this weekend, but had to be changed as the result of some scheduling mix up on the part of his company’s travel department.  It should be fun – my own hotel room, money to throw down at the casino, random bits of sex thrown in all weekend, and being paid for an entire weekend with one client. 

I almost always use the valet to park my car when I meet a client at a hotel (at the expense of the client, of course).  Last night, I met a client at one of the more upscale hotels here in the city, and the valet was a young woman who’s parked my car at this hotel once before.  She is perhaps 20 or 21, almost ambisexual in appearance, yet devastatingly attractive.  She caught my attention the last time I handed her my keys and we locked eyes, but that was it.  When I returned to claim my car she wasn’t there.  Last night she took my car and looked at me for a second before she asked me if I’d been here before.  I told her yes, and that she’d taken care of my baby the last time but wasn’t around for me to collect it when I returned.

As I handed her my keys, I locked eyes with her and told her that I didn’t want anyone but her touching my car, and that I’d reward her handsomely if she was there to give it back to me when I returned.  She asked me how long it would be since she got off at midnight.  I told her it’d probably be shortly after midnight, but I promised to make it worth her while to hang around if I was late.  She stammered, “Okay,” and got a confused look on her face.

When I came back down and walked to the valet desk, I asked for her (by description – I still don’t know what her name is).  The attendant told me that he thought she’d left.  I explained that, no, she told me she was going to wait for me.  He looked at me funny, then picked up the phone and called someone.  “She’ll be out in a minute.”

When she came out, I handed her my ticket.  Her hand lingered at mine for just a second and then she went off to retrieve my Spyder.  When she drove up and got out, I handed her a $100 dollar bill, and leaned in and kissed her gently on the lips.  “Thank you.”  She was still standing there as I drove off, too stunned to react I think.  I see this client fairly regularly at this hotel, so we’ll see what develops with this over time, if anything.  I’ll be anxious to see her reaction the next time I drive up.

Some of you may have read that I’ve added some features and capabilities to the web site.  Some of this was to give me some form of feedback (in the form of ratings), and to allow you guys to share specific articles and posts with friends and other acquaintances.  I added the ability to make polls, too, purely for entertainment purposes.  I am already working on some posts wherein I can use some new polls as well.  If you guys can think of any other features you might like to see on the blog, let me know – something perhaps you’ve seen on another one somewhere that might be a good fit here.

I am also working on a new Q & A post – so if you have any questions you’d like answered, post them in the comments here, or send me an e-mail with them and I’ll add them into the next post or a subsequent one.

And finally a video for your entertainment.  I’ve been to Yellowstone National Park on several occasions.  It is one of the most spiritually moving places I’ve ever been – I could (and may) write an entire post on that place alone.  One of the neat things about the park is that the wildlife still roam free, including vast herds of bison. In some cases, hundreds of them will get up on the roadway and just stand there for a while.  If you’re in a car, you’re not going anywhere until they move.  The park rangers can’t even make them move along, so you’re literally stuck there until they decide they’re tired of being there and want to go somewhere else.

Like any other wild animal, bison are also very dangerous.  The bulls can weigh as much as one ton, and can run at a speed of about 35 miles an hour, so you know there’s no way you can outrun one if he comes after you.  They signal their displeasure with a situation by raising their tails and stomping the ground.  In fact, one of the mantras the rangers will intone at most presentations is that when you see a bison raise its tail, it’s either going to charge or discharge.  Either way, at that point, you don’t want to be near one. 

Despite all the precautionary advice from the rangers and the park literature they hand out when you go through the gates urging people to maintain a safe distance between them and the critters, some people still get WAY too close to the animals.  There’s a video on YouTube showing what can happen as a result.  This touron (tourist moron) gets too close to a bison, and the bison takes umbrage at it, with predictable results.  So enjoy the video at the touron’s expense and have a safe and sane week.

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