Reviews
September 14, 2008
I specifically disallow reviews of my services. I know many escorts rely on them to generate new business (especially those new to the industry), but I personally find them unpalatable for several reasons. Chief among these is the fact that no one can please everyone all the time, and one person’s “bad” session might be someone else’s positive. A bad review in such a case really isn’t fair to me or to other clients because it presents only one side of the equation. And to me, sex is such an individualized experience that having someone reduce it to a mere handful of words just minimizes what takes place and all that goes into it.
I realize what I am doing is a “service” and people who buy it from me deserve to have some idea that they’d get their money’s worth. But I pretty much guarantee satisfaction, and have yet to receive a complaint from a client. And yes, I realize it’d be naive for me to expect everyone to believe that just because I say it.
Still, I am very sensitive to how the chemistry is working between me and a partner, and if it just isn’t clicking, I am not averse to ending the session with no charge to the client. I think both of us should walk away from the appointment feeling as though we got what we originally bargained for. Sadly, I know that other escorts don’t hold that worldview.
There’s more to it than that, though. There’s nothing to prevent someone from saying that I’ve done something I don’t do, or exaggerating what took place, and there’s no way for me to directly counter any falsities that might be presented in a review. I know girls who’ve had people post bogus reviews of them, and it took quite a bit of effort to get them removed. In the meantime, they suffer from the consequences of potential clients reading that stuff and believing it, and then refusing to see her because of it. I don’t feel like having to deal with that (though I acknowledge that that is a relatively rare occurrence).
Now, of course, there’s no way I can prevent someone from posting reviews, but I fully expect my clients to honor my requests. If someone does post a review against my wishes, I sure won’t see him again (even if it was positive), and may even blacklist him if the review has some significant inaccuracies, especially if it is a negative review.
Of course, I don’t want to read about how I did something “wrong,” either. 
Positive reviews can generate business, of course. At this point, however, I don’t need that; I generate enough business on my own via word of mouth, referrals, and the limited advertising that I do. Sometimes, an excess of positive reviews may create too high of expectations on the part of potential clients, too. And as I said before, sex is such an individualized experience - you can’t compare someone else’s experiences with yours in something that intimate, so there’s the potential for setting someone up to be disappointed. I mean, I can tell you I do anal, I allow facials, I deepthroat, etc. - having someone else tell you that as well serves no real purpose other than to confirm what I already said. If someone raved over my ability to swallow his “large cock,” and I am unable to do likewise with the next “large cock,” that second cock’s owner is going to be pretty upset.
I could also say that I don’t believe you should kiss and tell, but with my writings here about my experiences, you guys would see right through that shit.
Anyway, one of my clients from a week or so ago sent me a review he wrote that he begged me to let him post on a couple of the review boards. Again, I politely declined, for fear of setting a precedent. It was a pretty awesome review, though, so I thought I’d at least share it here. 
The client was a 42 year old guy, a hobbyist (someone who sees escorts as a “hobby,” basically), and I am reprinting his review here, as he sent it to me, complete with grammatical errors. 
For those of you unfamiliar with the acronyms and vernacular of the business, here is a quick primer:
DFK = Deep French Kissing
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job (BJ without a condom)
DATY = Dining at the Y (oral sex on a female)
CG = Cowgirl (sex position)
DT = Deep throating
CIM = Cum in mouth
CIF = Cum in/on Face
GFE = Girlfriend experience
PSE = Porn Star experience
ATF = All-Time Favorite
Alexa is truly amazing. A great kisser and so confident. After a few minutes talking and getting to know each other, we make ourselves comfortable and began a long passionate kissing and caressing session. I almost felt like a teenager again I was so excited. She proceeds to tell me that she aims to please, anything goes, and asked if I wanted “girlfriend” or “porn star.” I asked for the porn star treatment, figured I may as well get the most for my money.
She proceeds to give me a BBBJ that almost buckled my knees. This girl is very orally talented. Wow was all I could think. She used lots of spit in order to use both her hands and her mouth. She took me in deeply with only her mouth for several strokes and would then alternate this with concentrating on my soldiers helmet while using her hand to pump me to hardness. She licked every inch of my dick and balls and then deepthroated and slowly worked me up to a frenzy. She could tell as my climax approached and she would then pull back and slow down to hold me back - such a TEASE - this happened a couple of times to where I could stand it no more. Finally, I exploded in her mouth and she kept on sucking to get every ounce out of me. To my surprise, she opens up her mouth and lets my cum flow on her beautiful tits then she licked it off and swallowed every drop. I almost came again just watching her do it.
She left to go to the bathroom and returned with a hot towel to clean me up (very thoughtful). We spent about a half hour talking – she’s very knowlegable and engaging. Time for round 2.
I went in for some DATY, very tasty, on that bald pussy. Started DATY, which she seemed to enjoy and became very wet. She was very responsive to daty. She covers me up, lubes herself and gets on CG. She asks how I like it. I tell her hard. She rode me so hard and long I thought I would pass out. We switched back and forth between Mish and Doggy for 15 - 20 minutes and I decided to lose the cover and go back for that sweet 69…..She re-mounted and I got another 1st class blow while enjoying the sights and smells of pussy….We must have gone at this for 30 minutes and I swear she would bring me to the brink and then back off…The brink, then back off so many times I lost count…..
Then on went the cover again and we did CG and then doggie. I was getting close to popping so asked about greek. She told me to go for it. It was extremely tight as this was the 1st time I was doing greek with anyone. I am a sucker for lower back tats and I couldn’t keep my eyes off hers. She met my every thrust with her own. I lasted about a minute before I popped #2. She got me another towel and we spent some more time talking while I recovered for round 3.
She asked me how I wanted it and I told her I’d like another BBBJ. She got back on her knees and went to town. When she says “porn star sex” she means it. I’ve never gotten such enthusiastic head. I don’t think she has a gag reflex as she DT me without gagging over and over again. When she asked me if I wanted to CIM or CIF I nearly fainted. I’ve never had any girl ask me that before. I opted for her face. I really felt like I was in a porn movie. When I finished, she went and cleaned up and brought me another warm towel, and we were done. We talked some more as she got dressed, gave me a hug and long DFK and was out the door.
I tell you she is 100% gfe/pse. Real girl next door friendly. If you are looking for the tall model type not for you. But if you want a real cute sexy girl who will literally fuck or suck your brains out go see her. She has a minimum 2 hour booking and trust me you’ll need every minute of it. This one may become my ATF if I can keep up financially.
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The review is definitely a hot one. I am not surprised. I can’t wait to meet you and in the meantime will continue to enjoy your blog.
Hmm…. interesting post. Until recently, I was all for “reviews”, but then someone posted something very personal and potentially identifying that I had talked to him about over a dinner date (regarding one of my unusual hobbies that is totally no secret in my “mainstream” life), which, in a small town, is dangerous to me personally…. and then the review mentioning “greek”… which ofcourse made every guy inquire, and regulars who I had refused such to feel miffed!