Body Hair
May 26, 2008
Nikki and I went out to Olive Garden last night for dinner with a couple of friends. As is wont with a group of girls out on the town for the evening, we discussed quite the variety of gross and disgusting subjects. One of this evening’s topics was body hair.
Body hair to me is not unlike clothing - some looks work for some people, others just don’t. I do know that, as a general rule, I don’t like *any* body hair on women south of the neck, including the naughty bits. With guys, though, it is much more subjective - some look good with no body hair, others look better with body hair. I know some see that as sexist, but I don’t care. It is just a matter of aesthetics that women look better to me without any hair on them. I know that, in some cultures, women don’t shave their legs and I have to tell you, when I see a woman with hairy legs, I just want to hurl. The same is true for women with pit hair! *gag*
Since I am sure you want to know how I feel about some specifics, I’ll share them with you! 
Facial Hair
Mustaches and beards work on some guys, and on others it doesn’t. That’s as individual as the hair on your head. I do prefer that it be trimmed and neatly kept, though. If I have to dig through the hair on your face to find your lips…just, no. Women shouldn’t have mustaches. Period. If you have visible hair on your lips, for the love of all that is right in the world, get it waxed off.
Arm Pits
I hate pit hair on ANYONE, including guys. I know it looks a bit odd perhaps for a guy to shave his pit hair completely, but the sight of hair sticking out from under your arms just makes me want to gag. At the very least, trim it such that, when your arms are hanging down at your sides, you don’t have hair sticking out from under them! Please.
Chest Hair
This is a big one for guys, and definitely plays into that “what works for one, doesn’t for others” mojo. Some guys can pull off the cleanly shaven/waxed look with their chests/abs and get away with it, some can’t. Usually, it is the younger guys with the toned bodies upon which the hairless look works best.
Back Hair
Most guys look better without back hair, in my opinion. If it isn’t too thick, it really doesn’t matter, but if you look like Sasquatch, get it trimmed or better yet, waxed off.
Leg Hair
It is rare for a guy to look good without any leg hair, too, but some do. I know that a lot of swimmers (and I believe some bicyclists?) shave their leg hair off to enhance their competitive advantage. Quite honestly, though, the only guys I’ve seen look good with no leg hair are TGs!
Pubes
As I said at the outset, I very much prefer that women do away completely with the hair on their pussies. I don’t particularly care for going down on on a woman who has pubic hair, or at least much more than a strip of some kind. I guarantee you I’ll spend much more time concentrating on bathing your naughty bits with my tongue if you shave or wax it off. Anyone who’s gotten pubic hair in their mouth will understand why this is. It’s just a really gross feeling.
With guys, completely shaven looks a bit weird, though I don’t find it unacceptable. I know fucking a guy with no pubic hair causes a couple of irritations during sex - the noise of naked skin slapping against each other (which, I’ve heard, some people find to be erotic), and the meshing of two sweaty pieces of naked skin just isn’t comfortable to me.
I know if I had my druthers, guys would trim the hair back a good bit, and completely rid the shaft and the balls of hair. I *love* licking and sucking a guy’s nuts, but it is not as pleasant if there’s hair on them. If you shave your nut hair, I’ll spend far more time on them. Your call. 
I also think you should get rid of all of the hair at the base of the shaft of your cock, especially if you’re going to be face-fucking or throat-fucking me. The saliva/mucous tends to collect in the hair at the base of the cock, which gets really nasty, and every time to bottom out in my mouth, my lips make contact with that mushy collection of material at the base of your shaft. Trust me, that is pretty gross. So for me to give you the perfect oral experience, get rid of the hair on the shaft and your nuts.
Ass Crack Hair
I also hate ass crack hair on either sex. And *everyone* has hair in the crack of their ass, even if they can’t feel it or see it in a mirror when they’re looking. Trust me, I’ve rimmed enough people to know this for a fact. The same rules apply with respect to me going down on your ass - if you want that extra special treatment, shave it or wax it out of there. And, just as a little secret, hairs back there tend to accumulate…paper and other…stuff from when you use the bathroom. Your ass stays cleaner if there’s no hair there to trap or hold those things, so no dingleberries without ass crack hair. kwim?
I do know it takes a bit of time to get used to not having hair back there, especially if you have had any substantial amount in the past. The feeling of your ass cheeks rubbing together without hair apparently produces some…unique sensations for many people, especially if you’re prone to crack perspiration.
And just for the record, I’ve been getting Brazilians since I was 15. My body is completely hairless from the neck down. If you’ve never had one, you should treat yourself to one at least once. Yes, it stings like fuck the first time you get one done, but if you take some ibuprofen an hour or so before you go in, that helps. And some spas now have topical anesthetic that will do away with the pain as well. The incredibly soft, baby-smooth feeling you get afterward, however, is well worth the few stings you endure to get there. Anyone who goes down on you is likely to agree with that sentiment as well.
Anyway, now you know how I feel about body hair. I’m sure that made your day. And my sincerest apologies if you caught this post while you were eating! Ha!
Oh, and by the way, I had the Stuffed Chicken Marsala and a slice of their yummy Lemon Cream Cake.
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Very well written. I completely agree with you. Hair = gross. But sometimes I like a bit of hair on man’s armpits. Don’t know why, just I find it sexy. Of course, not when you can see them when the arms are hanging down, like you said.
As is wont with a group of girls out on the town for the evening, we discussed quite the variety of gross and disgusting subjects.
lmao! How very true…
I’m also hairless from the neck down — tho I have very divergent views where body hair and men are concerned. Tho, you do make some very good observations about intimate grooming and the resulting issues surrounding that!
xoxo,
nina
tho I have very divergent views where body hair and men are concerned.
Is this your way of telling me you’re into the Sasquatch look? lol
Is this your way of telling me you’re into the Sasquatch look? lol
lmao! No! silly!
But, I do like a little hair on my men! If a guy was completely hairless I’d feel like I was with a boy — which, okay, might have some twisted thrill too I suppose..
Women are an entirely different story. We should be hairless.
xoxo,
nina
Amen!
I do not like hairy chests. Period. Yep some can pull it off. But I won’t be doing them.
I’m not a naturally hairy guy, and I’m clean shaven on the face and back hair is not an issue. But I guess I’d have to do some trimming below the neck if were ever to get cozy. Good to know ;)
Well, ahem, yes the Stuffed Chicken Marsala is excellent, isn’t it? ;)
Another great post, as always. It is interesting how body hair preferences have changed in a relatively short period of time (say, 25 years). If YOU were to look at porn from the early 80s, let alone the 70s, you would — apparently — be grossed out!
I’ll confess, I like the change for the most part myself, although a little hair above the pussy is a comforting reminder that the lovely baby skin belongs to an adult woman.
Apparently both blackdog and I will have to get brazillian appointments before either of us meets you!
Alan
Apparently both blackdog and I will have to get brazillian appointments before either of us meets you!
Nah. They’re just personal preferences. I’m not NOT going to see someone just because they have some hair in spots I prefer they didn’t. I’m not that superficial!
And I have seen porn and whatnot from those time periods - they refer to it as “vintage porn” for a reason, ya know?
Listen, little girl. “Vintage” porn is from before 1969. (Ha ha, I said “69″.) The late 70s and early 80s is “porn I whacked off to while in college.” ;)
Thanks. Carry on.
Alan
I would have loved to have been the waiter for your table that night….
At 26yrs old I was cutting the grass with my shirt off and the neighborhood kids started calling me werewolf (or, maybe it was “hairwolf”?). Anyway - it’s gotten worse in the nearly 20 years since. I made the decision several years ago that I prefer women, as you say, hairless from the neck down. I also thought I had no right to request that if I didn’t make some effort in that area myself.
It started with a shaft shave and pube trim. It was so erotic (for me) that it soon became everything - and I mean, everything; stem to stern everything. Then I decided to have my back waxed. Holy CRAP that hurt! Couldn’t manage to ever do it again, but shortly later I found Nair for Men - and it works. I even tried shaving my legs for a month or two. Again, I found it erotic, but there were always too many questions to answer; too many raised eyebrows. Instead, I now take the cordless trimmer and thin out the bulk. I do that not only on the legs, but my arms, chest, butt and pits, too. Any place where there was enough to grab a handful is now whacked down to a more “tamed” level. I feel good and am no longer scared about taking my shirt off.
Look, one way or another, when I take my shirt off, people are going to say something. I’d rather have them say, “Does he wax his back?” than, “Geez, that guy’s a freakin’ sweater-wearing ape!”
These days, I don’t have anybody to please except my wife and me. She’s said for years she doesn’t care one way of the other. So I’m mainly doing it for me. And in the world of tattoos, piercings and surgery, a bit body hair removal is no big deal. Plus, I can be back to “normal” in 8 weeks. Try that with a tatt!
Lastly, is it my imagination or is it mainly bald/balding guys who seem to have the hairiest of the hairy backs?
Dave,
Lastly, is it my imagination or is it mainly bald/balding guys who seem to have the hairiest of the hairy backs?
I’ve noticed that, too! Haha.
I am always amazed at how some people can be just forested over with hair and the next person be almost naturally completely hairless. Curiosome.
Thank you for your insight.